A Fucking Poodle

A Fucking Poodle looked for a custard pie that they would often throw. This might appear to be a surprising thought, to me, but not to the Poodle, who considered it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Poodle found a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Poodle carried a rubber johnny to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

A Fucking Poodle desperately needed a radiator that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Poodle always carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally share. This seems a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the item selected.

A Fucking Poodle desperately wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes break. It might have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the item opted for.