A Depressed Poodle

A Depressed Poodle always kept a helmet that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thought it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

A Depressed Poodle found a cheese grater that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. A cheese grater being the item opted for.

A Depressed Poodle had a rubber johnny that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Poodle desperately craved for a teapot that they would throw. This seems to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item chosen.

A Depressed Poodle wanted a spade that they liked to demolish. It would have been an exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Poodle desired a big sponge that they would sometimes throw. It should be a fairly strange operation, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. A big sponge is the item that was chosen.