My Stupid Poodle

My Stupid Poodle always carried a hat that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been an original exercise, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Honestly, a hat was the chosen item.

My Stupid Poodle needed a porno magazine that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Poodle desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often worship. It is a surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

My Stupid Poodle had a magic 8 ball that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who feels it would be fun. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

My Stupid Poodle often carried a radiator that they would put in the bath with him. It is an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing to choose.

My Stupid Poodle always had with them a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.