The Crazy Prince

The Crazy Prince owned a crown that they liked to hug. One might say this is a fairly weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a crown is the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Prince desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who feels it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Prince always carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

The Crazy Prince craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to you, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Crazy Prince desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who thought it was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Crazy Prince owned a spade that they would experiment on. One might say this is a strange operation, to me, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a spade was the thing that was selected.