The Orange Princess

The Orange Princess always kept a porno magazine that they would worship. It should have been a fairly peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Princess, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Princess had a dildo to play with. It is considered to be an odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Orange Princess needed a set of lego to put up their bum. It should have been an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

The Orange Princess desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A block of cheese being the thing opted for.

The Orange Princess needed a computer that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to some, but not to the Princess, who expected it was sublime. Honestly, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Princess needed a rubber chicken that they would often put up their bum. This seems an extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber chicken of all things.