The Bum Loving Queen

The Bum Loving Queen always kept a cup that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cup being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Queen owned a bag of flour that they would demolish. It might have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Queen needed a toilet brush that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who feels it was magnificent. A toilet brush being the item selected.

The Bum Loving Queen desperately searched for a toilet brush that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who felt it was amazing. Strangely, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Queen needed a painting of a melon that they would worship. This seems to be a peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Queen carried a bat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was chosen.