The Ugly Reindeer

The Ugly Reindeer carried a cup that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the chosen thing.

The Ugly Reindeer desired a bottle of coke that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

The Ugly Reindeer often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

The Ugly Reindeer desperately needed a dildo that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

The Ugly Reindeer owned a pen that they liked to drop. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Reindeer desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the item opted for.