Her Crypting Robin

Her Crypting Robin needed a pen that they would throw. This is certainly an odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a pen is the item to choose.

Her Crypting Robin desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Crypting Robin desperately needed a teapot that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be an extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot was the chosen thing.

Her Crypting Robin owned a bag of poop to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

Her Crypting Robin had a sack of potatoes that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

Her Crypting Robin always had with them a porno magazine to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who feels it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the item selected.