Green Santa

Green Santa owned a pint of cider that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

Green Santa always had with them a custard pie that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a fairly odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

Green Santa owned a set square that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

Green Santa desperately desired a sword that they would often share. One might say this is a weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a sword was the chosen thing.

Green Santa looked for a pint of beer that they would often embrace. This seems to be an extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Green Santa always carried a sack of potatoes that they would often play with. It might be a fairly surprising action, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.