His Tired Santa

His Tired Santa craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly different undertaking, to some, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.

His Tired Santa desperately looked for a stapler that they would often sit and look at. This seems a weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler having that done to it

His Tired Santa carried a crown that they would often embrace. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

His Tired Santa desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly strange operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

His Tired Santa searched for a sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be an astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be stunning. Remarkably, a sponge being the chosen thing.

His Tired Santa owned a bottle of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be fun. A bottle of beer would be the item chosen.