A Special Santa

A Special Santa always had with them a custard pie that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be an unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to select.

A Special Santa often carried a crown that they would sometimes break. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to opt for.

A Special Santa desperately craved for a dildo that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to choose.

A Special Santa desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be an exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

A Special Santa wanted a crown that they would occasionally throw. It might be an astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a crown is the thing to select.

A Special Santa looked for a painting of a melon that they would put up their bum. It would be a fairly different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Santa, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon having that done to it