Horny Scammer

Horny Scammer always kept a stapler to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

Horny Scammer found a tomato to eat. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. A tomato is the item to opt for.

Horny Scammer found a cup that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was entertaining. A cup is the thing to opt for.

Horny Scammer always carried a radiator to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator of all things.

Horny Scammer desperately wanted a helmet that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

Horny Scammer owned a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be an original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.