The Tired Scammer

The Tired Scammer often carried a lava lamp to sleep with. It would be a different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Scammer desperately needed a vibrator that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

The Tired Scammer desperately wanted a crown that they sometimes share. One might say this is a weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item that was selected.

The Tired Scammer had a condom that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was wonderful. A condom was the item that was selected.

The Tired Scammer had a pint of cider that they would share. It should be a new proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider of all things.

The Tired Scammer craved for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.