His Anxious Servant

His Anxious Servant always carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

His Anxious Servant always carried a ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a ball being the thing selected.

His Anxious Servant wanted a pen to share. One might say this is a fairly exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

His Anxious Servant had a rubber chicken that they would often cuddle. It would have been a fairly weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

His Anxious Servant often carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was stunning. A bottle of coke of all things.

His Anxious Servant always carried a wig that they liked to hug. It would have been an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item chosen.