A Ugly Servant

A Ugly Servant had a magic 8 ball that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly different operation, to me, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Servant desperately needed a custard pie that they would often hug. One might say this is an original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was amazing. A custard pie having that done to it

A Ugly Servant wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item to select.

A Ugly Servant had a pen that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a fairly weird operation, to many, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a pen is the item to select.

A Ugly Servant always kept a porno magazine to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Servant desperately needed a set of lego that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.