Anxious Servant

Anxious Servant wanted a melon that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be simply life. Strangely, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

Anxious Servant desired a crown that they liked to share. It would be a fairly odd action, to my children, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was selected.

Anxious Servant desperately desired a crown that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the item that was chosen.

Anxious Servant always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a cucumber was the chosen item.

Anxious Servant always kept a wig to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

Anxious Servant desperately wanted a condom that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly different exercise, to some, but not to the Servant, who felt it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.