The Blue Snake

The Blue Snake always carried a sword to sit and look at. This seems a new undertaking, to you, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a sword of all things.

The Blue Snake always carried a pint of cider that they liked to share. This seems a weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Blue Snake wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Snake desperately wanted a bag of flour that they liked to throw. It is a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

The Blue Snake desperately craved for a toilet brush to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was magnificent. Strangely, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

The Blue Snake desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who expected it was breathtaking. Strangely, a painting of a melon of all things.