Her Jolly Sparrow

Her Jolly Sparrow had a rubber chicken to drop. This seems to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

Her Jolly Sparrow always had with them a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a melon being the chosen item.

Her Jolly Sparrow wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a surprising action, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

Her Jolly Sparrow found a bottle of beer that they liked to annihilate It should have been a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer of all things.

Her Jolly Sparrow carried a spade that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a spade was the thing that was selected.

Her Jolly Sparrow desired a bag of poop that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.