The Lonely Troll

The Lonely Troll looked for a dildo that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Troll desperately needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally annihilate This seems to be a funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Troll wanted a sack of potatoes to embrace. It might have been a surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A sack of potatoes is the item to select.

The Lonely Troll desperately desired a toilet brush to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Troll, who expected it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Lonely Troll often carried a dildo that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Troll, who thought it was entertaining. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Troll always had with them a melon that they would break. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a melon being the item opted for.