The Exciting Troll

The Exciting Troll desired a custard pie that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Troll always had with them a can of Tango that they would often eat. One might find this to be an unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to select.

The Exciting Troll had a condom that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item to select.

The Exciting Troll often carried a can of coke to smash. It should have been a strange operation, to my children, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the chosen item.

The Exciting Troll desperately needed a ball that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Troll carried a pen that they would often break. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item that was opted for.