A Magical Unicorn

A Magical Unicorn desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a fairly peculiar activity, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was miraculous. A porno magazine having that done to it

A Magical Unicorn had a CD player that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been an odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a CD player is the item to opt for.

A Magical Unicorn often carried a custard pie that they liked to drop. It might have been a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

A Magical Unicorn found a set of lego to smash. It is a fairly curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

A Magical Unicorn wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

A Magical Unicorn found a pint of cider that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.