A Tired Unicorn

A Tired Unicorn needed a crown that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

A Tired Unicorn craved for a cheese grater that they would often put on his head. It would have been an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

A Tired Unicorn wanted a block of cheese that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

A Tired Unicorn always carried a melon that they would often annihilate It was considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing to choose.

A Tired Unicorn needed a helmet that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

A Tired Unicorn desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would experiment on. It might be a funny thought, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.