His Stupid Unicorn

His Stupid Unicorn looked for a bag of flour that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

His Stupid Unicorn craved for a rubber johnny that they would annihilate This could be considered a weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

His Stupid Unicorn carried a crown that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the chosen thing.

His Stupid Unicorn carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be a bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. A pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

His Stupid Unicorn desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would play with. It would have been a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

His Stupid Unicorn desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would worship. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.