A Worrisome Woodpecker

A Worrisome Woodpecker desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would often worship. This seems to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

A Worrisome Woodpecker desperately desired a mug that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item that was chosen.

A Worrisome Woodpecker desperately looked for a hat that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a peculiar action, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was awesome. Remarkably, a hat being the thing opted for.

A Worrisome Woodpecker often carried a rubber johnny to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be fun. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

A Worrisome Woodpecker carried a ball to put down their trousers. One might find this to be an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was awesome. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to opt for.

A Worrisome Woodpecker desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item selected.