Their Naughty Woodpecker

Their Naughty Woodpecker desperately wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to select.

Their Naughty Woodpecker owned a cheese grater that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

Their Naughty Woodpecker desired a toilet brush to sit and look at. This seems to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

Their Naughty Woodpecker had a pencil sharpener to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

Their Naughty Woodpecker craved for a rubber johnny that they would hug. It might have been a new thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

Their Naughty Woodpecker desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes smash. It might have been a surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing selected.