Her Magical Woodpecker

Her Magical Woodpecker desperately looked for a hat that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the thing selected.

Her Magical Woodpecker craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes throw. It should be a fairly original thought, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

Her Magical Woodpecker often carried a sword that they would often eat. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

Her Magical Woodpecker needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes break. It should have been a fairly new idea, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

Her Magical Woodpecker always had with them a pencil sharpener that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

Her Magical Woodpecker found a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been an exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to select.