His Retarded Worm

His Retarded Worm wanted a spade that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who expected it would be simply life. A spade being the chosen thing.

His Retarded Worm wanted a rubber chicken to annihilate This seems to be a fairly strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

His Retarded Worm desired a mug that they would occasionally embrace. It is a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Worm desperately wanted a little monkey that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Worm searched for a mug that they would often hug. It is a different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who thinks it was fun. Strangely, a mug being the item selected.

His Retarded Worm always carried a bag of poop that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.